He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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