Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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