therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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