its not stalking. its research.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
