Sponge bath it is.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Randomize
