I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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