come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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