Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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