you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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