Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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