I murdered the dance floor call the cops
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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