Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
