you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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