Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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