I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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