i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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