love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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