STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
you made out with another girl for some wings
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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