just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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