she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
this is an emotional support booty call
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Who died my cat blue again?
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