It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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