I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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