found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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