MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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