Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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