Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So many bounce houses so little time
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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