Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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