Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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