Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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