I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Nicole vs. Life
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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