its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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