Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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