Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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