Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Oh god it's open bar.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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