Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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