The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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