I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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