the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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