sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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