Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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