I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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