i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Randomize
