How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish you could order shots online.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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