we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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