Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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