Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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