Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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