i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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