I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize