no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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