Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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