i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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